Are you over 18?

Guess what? I've got something hidden under my skirt for you. Because I learned that you're not just a pathetic dirty little fart sniffer, I learned you also have a very tiny disgusting pathetic dick. So I'm going to commando to tease you with everything that you can't have. It's a perfect asshole and a perfect pussy but you don't get pussy do you. No your little loser dicklet is too tiny for that. You don't get to fuck, you only get farts! *rumbling sounds* *fart* that's right! No pussy eating for you. Just fart sucking. And you like it! You're disgusting. Your little loser dicklet is getting hard from a single solitary fart? That's pathetic. You don't even want pussy at this point. You know you have a nothing dick that's tiny and worthless. There's only farts for you. Harsh humiliation. Multiple farts.